• Gf:babe come over

  • Me:I'm eating garlic bread

  • Gf:I'm horny and my parents aren't home

  • Me:it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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    gay-men:

    That look says it all.

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    fantasy-remains-a-human-right:

    Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany

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    fakedean:

    I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

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    zuaizuai:

    Mother Speaks about her 6 year old Trangender Daughter. Please watch this.

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    bunnywithacape:

    'Olay?'
    ‘Olay.’
    The Fault In Our Sombreros.

    Nacho average love story.

    it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

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    abomasnow:

    straight girls be like

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